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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 03:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Abby Lee Miller Sues Cedars-Sinai Hospital, Claims Doctors Left Catheter in Her Body - TMZ

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Tomatoes Recalled Over 'High Risk of Illness or Death' - Newser

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Solar 'cannonballs' may have stripped Mars of its water, long-awaited study reveals - Live Science

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

5 takeaways from Seahawks organized team activities | Analysis - The Seattle Times

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepens - Financial Times

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Life-building molecules discovered in the disk of a young star - Earth.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Woman on trial for poison mushroom killings says she was trying to fix "bland" meal - CBS News

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Neuroscience breakthroughs: Surprising truths about memory revealed in 7 recent studies - PsyPost

So they tried

Just Forget it!

No way

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Knicks-Pacers: 5 takeaways as Indiana eliminates New York, advances to 2025 Finals - NBA

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Unacceptable again!