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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 15:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

An 'invisible threat': Swarm of hidden 'city killer' asteroids around Venus could one day collide with Earth, simulations show - Live Science

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Harvey Weinstein Was Abused, Defense Says in Retrial Closing Argument - Variety

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

M’s Kirby struck in face by 103 mph line drive - Seattle Sports

Still no good

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the happy reality of our generation?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

No way

More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Germany’s Merz ventures into Trump’s lion’s den - politico.eu

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Wall Street warns Trump aides the GOP tax bill could jolt bond markets - The Washington Post

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Scientists make jaw-dropping find after drilling more than 1,500 feet into Antarctic ice: 'We even discovered a school of lobster-like creatures' - The Cool Down

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is North Korea a jail?