What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 03:58
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Abby Lee Miller Sues Cedars-Sinai Hospital, Claims Doctors Left Catheter in Her Body - TMZ
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Tomatoes Recalled Over 'High Risk of Illness or Death' - Newser
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Solar 'cannonballs' may have stripped Mars of its water, long-awaited study reveals - Live Science
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
5 takeaways from Seahawks organized team activities | Analysis - The Seattle Times
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepens - Financial Times
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Life-building molecules discovered in the disk of a young star - Earth.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Woman on trial for poison mushroom killings says she was trying to fix "bland" meal - CBS News
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Neuroscience breakthroughs: Surprising truths about memory revealed in 7 recent studies - PsyPost
So they tried
Just Forget it!
No way
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Knicks-Pacers: 5 takeaways as Indiana eliminates New York, advances to 2025 Finals - NBA
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Unacceptable again!