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11.06.2025 15:34

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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Harvey Weinstein Was Abused, Defense Says in Retrial Closing Argument - Variety
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
M’s Kirby struck in face by 103 mph line drive - Seattle Sports
Still no good
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the happy reality of our generation?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
No way
More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Germany’s Merz ventures into Trump’s lion’s den - politico.eu
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Wall Street warns Trump aides the GOP tax bill could jolt bond markets - The Washington Post
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to